This one is longer my average post so sit back and relax. Since Christmas is right around the corner and I know there’s at least one person reading this that still needs to go shopping but there options are limited and I’m sorry if your local bookstore doesn’t have these books it’s not my fault you left it too late.
ONE LINE A DAY
I received this as a gift for my birthday last year from my dear sister. The premise is simple; you’re given a short space to write each day for 5 years. At first it seems like a big commitment but after a few days it becomes automatic. I started mine last January and stuck with it, I’m not looking forward to starting back at page one for 2016.
TWITTERATURE
Admittedly this was a present from me to me. I know myself fairly well so this was a good pick [pats self on the back]. This book retells the classics through the medium of twitter. Take for example Orwell’s 1984 “@Ratatouille PS. By ‘Love’ they mean imprisonment, execution, and unspeakable torture. In that order. Like I said, opposites are the new white.” I find it funny but be warned if your bookworm isn’t into the classics they won’t be interested.
NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE
A present from Santa (thanks Mam) I got a few years back. If your bookworm is also a writer (and if they tell your they’re not their probably lying) this book if perfect. It’s a ryming dictionary with a bit of style. Not as boring as the OED. (I’m repent praise the OED)
MORE WEIRD THINGS CUSTOMERS SAY IN BOOKSHOPS
Shout out to my Godfather for this one. It’s almost like a joke book. It’s full of short tales (about 5 lines long) of outrageous things overheard in bookshops. For example a woman who thinking the Hunger Games is a dieting novel. (Nice New Year’s resolution!) And what’s even better is the title suggests there’s a first edition of this book too so if you think your bookworm would be into it why not get them both! (Here’s why; you’re in college now you can’t afford it)
A SUBSCRIPTION TO AUDIBLE
I feel cheated out of money for putting this in here, since everyone else in the world is sponsored by Audible. This is an online service that provides audio books and it’s great for your bookworms on the move. Stuck in traffic or on a bus with no lights for three and a half hours and you want to drown out your bus driver’s funky foreign pop music… all I’m saying is it’s a good option! I’ll plug this more if audible wants to give me money. Regardless it’s worth looking into if your bookworm is a mover. Or if they go to the gym hahahaha! This is also really good if you’re reading this on Christmas Eve because you could buy present for them online RIGHT NOW.
This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me this festive season. Strap in because I’m just getting started.